What does their bedroom look like?
Plain, not the biggest in size, the door swings inside instead of outside for various reasons. The walls are bright orange, there’s a double bed, that could be bigger. The sheets are a shade or brighter red. There’s a small bookshelf and clothes splattered everywhere. And a lava lamp. There’s a lava lamp.
Do they have any daily rituals?
Dirk wakes up first and he makes breakfast almost every day. uu wakes up to the smell of fresh pancakes (or whatever) and joins in. They usually have a small make-out session after breakfast, then they watch TV for a little.
Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
They once tried striving, but it wasn’t really uu’s thing. They usually do some other kind of … exercises though.
What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
Well Dirk wouldn’t have any problem with it, but uu would starve, so they’d probably order takeout or something. They couldn’t share a Pizza though, as their tastes vary a lot.
Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
uu tries to clean once in a while. One day a month, Dirk’s room looks acceptable, but it’s twice as messy the day after that. They just don’t care.
Eating habits and sample daily menu
Breakfast: Pancakes or Simple Cheese Toast, Lunch: Pasta/Dessert: Raspberries (uu loves them) with Cream, Dinner: Salad with Tuna. They usually eat unexpectedly healthy meals.
Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
Laze around on the couch, watching TV and cuddling or just laying on the bed together while holding hands and occasionally making out.
Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
uu loves to be patted and Dirk loves to lay his head on uu’s lap while watching TV.
Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
uu does have one, but it’s nothing big, so there’s not need to recognize them.
Dirk wants to be Mangaka or Graphic Designer, while uu sometimes says he’ll be an assassin one day. Dirk never knows if he’s joking or not.
Favorite book genre?
Dirk: fantasy, action / uu: Romance, Horror
Dirk is bi, uu is gay.
Biggest and smallest long term goal?
Not letting the relationship grow boring.
Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
Both like to dress up plainly when they stay inside. Jeans and a simple t-shirt are enough. When they go out, uu likes to dress up a bit finer, while Dirk doesn’t see a difference. There are maid outfits involved in late night activities.
Faygo. Even uu admits that he likes it.
What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
What there’ll be for breakfast. What they’ll watch tomorrow.
uu loves it, when raspberries are involved in their intercourse. Dirk loves cosplay and a bit of roleplay.
Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
Dirk drawing porn would happen. For uu that is.
How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
They’re organized enough, not over-organized though.
How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
Still where they are right now, only more grown up and maybe Dirk will have a job.
Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
Dirk kind of wants to adopt a child. Preferably a girl. uu isn’t sure if he agrees.
What is their biggest regret?
uu does regret the way he acted around Dirk at first.
Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
Dirk’s best friend is Roxy. Doesn’t really have an enemy… uu is good friends with Rose. Loathes Jake.
Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
Both react quickly, but in different ways. uu will try to save precious things, while Dirk will try to get rid of the source of the distaster.
Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
uu doesn’t have any, but he’ll be there for Dirk, when latter mourns. Dirk doesn’t show any real emotions, but he’ll barely leave the bedroom for a few days.
Most prized possession?
uu has this Katana, that Dirk got him, but he never used. He holds it very dear and will not let anyone touch it. Dirk got a ring from uu, a ring with a weird green stone. He never takes it off.
Thoughts on material possessions in general?
Not that important, they share most things, but uu tends to be more possessive of this stuff.
Thoughts on privacy?
uu likes his privacy, while Dirk’s privacy consists of doing his alone excercise.
What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
Cooking together, uu says it’s a damn waste of time as it’ll only make the process longer.
What makes them feel guilty?
uu when he’s being, well, bitchy. Or when he hurts Dirk. Dirk when he just wants to make out instead of talking.
Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
uu is emotional, Dirk analytical.
What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
Food. Chocolate. Mostly when they feed each other.
Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
uu does have a superior-complex.
How misanthropic are they?
uu is, a little.
Cuddling, Dirk loves to draw, uu loves to order him around a bit. Making out. Undersheetadventures. Watching TV. uu also loves to read books. Dirk loves building robots.
Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
uu is more of the deed-type, while Dirk expresses himself in words.
How do they express love?
uu expresses it by being gentle, small touches and kisses, and a small ‘I love you’. Dirk does the same, but adds small gifts here and there.
If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
Dirk of course uses his Katana, while uu has methods, only he himself knows.
Dirk and uu have about the same taste in music. They still fight over which song of their favourite band to listen to, though. Dirk usually gives in, as he likes uu’s song as well anyway. He also likes to let uu win sometimes in different situations. It’s adorable, when he’s happy about winning.
uu knows, that his drawings really suck. But he denies it. Sometimes he gets up in the middle of the night and takes one of his drawings, trying to copy it and failing. This is why he wants Dirk to draw as many drawings as he can, because sometimes he rips them out of despair and then hides the remains of the picture. He usually hates himself for ripping those beautiful artworks.
uu loves cats, while Dirk isn’t TOO fond of them. On one of uu’s birthday, he got him one, because he knew, how fond uu is of cats. When he got it, it was just a little fluffy fur-ball with four legs. He can’t deny, that he grew really attached to the cat himself. uu playing hide and seek with the cat was just too adorable…
Who is the big spoon/little spoon?
Dirk is the big, mostly, because uu is comfortable enough around him to go all little spoon.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?
uu likes to play very evil pranks on the neighbours, Dirk likes to draw stuff for uu or post on his blog.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?
uu does. He loves a long, warm shower.
What they order from take out?
Pizza. Or anything Italian really. uu loves Italian food. Dirk doesn’t mind, but he prefers the hot, spicy food.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?
The drawings, as in the amount of drawings. uu can’t get enough and Dirk doesn’t want their flat to drown in drawings, because really? That’s not necessary.
Who does most of the cleaning?
They both do the same amount of cleaning, which isn’t a lot, but enough to keep things decently clean.
Who leaves their stuff around?
Again, both do. Especially clothes, pencils and empty Pizza cartons.
Who remembers to buy the milk?
Dirk. Dirk likes his coffee with a good amount of milk. uu hates coffee.
Who remembers anniversaries?
uu remembers them, but doesn’t value them. He’s just especially nice to Dirk on these days. Dirk remembers too, and they usually go out in the evening for dinner.
uu once stole a cellphone, because Dirk is short on money mostly. He just wanted to have one, because the functions fazed him. He sends Dirk tons of messages and calls him a lot during the day, even if they’re just a room apart. Dirk finds the slightly manic giggles coming from the other room horribly cute.